Last week on Grey's Anatomy . . .
Oh my God! I've played my heart out, and they're firing me?!?
And now, on to recent events . . .
The truth of what really went through Erica's mind . . .
'Cos you can't BS the Hahn! She's simply too smart for that:
Come on, people, let's get this over with! I have only 40 minutes left, so no goofing around, okay?
So, you're seeing dead people now, Stevens? Hmm, maybe we should both consider asking Shyamalan for a new engagement.
He would most likely appreciate that I'm working my ass off.
(Callie: "Blah blah blah...") Uh huh. ("Blah blah...") Uh huh, uh huh.
...uhm, sorry, you were saying? I napped off. This script is so bad!
I should go talk to the chief about this. He's a sensible man!
(Seconds later...) Have you completely lost your mind???
They.. might.. just kill me off?! Ugh... I think I'm going to be sick.
Well, well... if that's the way they want to play it....
Listen up, Stevens! No matter what, don't let them have my heart!
I know they have been after it for a while now. Obviously, none of them pen-swinging *BEEP*s has one... (sniff!)
A proud, strong-minded, highly professional woman . . .
Leaving behind a bunch of narrow-minds,
an empty spot for Grey's coolest and sexiest character ever,
the ruins of what could have become the first classy lesbian relationship on mainstream television,
as well as thousands of heart-broken fans . . .
Strange... I can't shake the feeling that I am forgetting something. Something important.
Oh, hi Callie! You scared the sh*t out of me...
What? You mean you haven't heard yet?
They couldn't get the lesbian part to work with the thespian part.
That's too bad. I was just getting used to kissing you and stuff.
Oh, and the hottest news? I'm probably going to die. The nerve!
. . . ?#!$* . . .
Well, no worries. Not right away. Not in your loving arms.
But soon... verrrry soon.
Any minute now!
Holy shmoly! I'm not even given the chance to leave with dignity? To die on-screen, like a world class heart surgeon should?!
Gosh, this script is worse than I thought. Callie, are you even listening?
If I close my eyes and count to three, I'll wake up and this whole episode will have been nothing but a bad dream...
Yeah, right.
Wait! Where are you going??
Into the light! Goodbye.
Yay, I can see it!! I'm off to a new project with better writing!